tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too

In military basic training, when someone who sat down after you gets up before you, causing you drill sergeant/drill instructor/training instructor to yell at you to get out of the chow hall.

Noun- A Female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to sex in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.