Tableism
Tableism is a term used to express ones beliefs in Tables, although some people say that coffee tables should not be put in the category of Tableism it is still worshipped in the house of tables.
Jerry: Hey Bob why do you worship Tableism?
Bob: Because I love tables and accept them as godlike objects
Jerry: Huh...
Bob: Because I love tables and accept them as godlike objects
Jerry: Huh...
Tableism
Favorited table
“Everyone on that side of the table is tableism