tablenuts
nuts that are strategically placed at a table.
"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."
Tablenuts
nickname given to a loose woman who likes to fondle balls underneath a table; usually at a social event or dinner
Dude, did you fuck "tablenuts" last night? She was toe-ing your balls like a champ at dinner.