table slapping
The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere
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Table Slap
The contact of hand and table that makes a loud clap noise. It can be used to show the new kid at school where to sit (especially if you wish for them to sit next to you).
Person 1 "The table slap is the reason I have friends"
Person 2 "I'll slap that table when I see it next"
Person 2 "I'll slap that table when I see it next"