tablespoon
Being the 'big spoon' (on the outside) while spooning.
Would you like to be the tablespoon or the teaspoon?
Tablespoon
Using table utensils for spooning on top of a table.
It is hard work cleaning the table and dishes after me and my girlfriend tablespoon.
Tablespoon Titties
Titties that are too small for a cup size.
She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.
Tablespoon Coon
An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.
White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"