Tabletoe
Tabletoe, or Tabletoeing, is the act of using your toes to play the game "ping-pong" as opposed to using a bat. Tabletoeing is mainly done by professional tabletoers and is rarely seen played by the public. Tabletoeing is normally used as an insult or to make fun of somebody.
"You play like a tabletoer!"
"Go play tabletoe"
"Go play tabletoe"