tabsturbation
Masturbation to porn on a tablet because your porn computer is previously occupied/full of viruses.
Totally Not Gay Dude 1) "How have you been making due while your computer is in the shop, Eric?"
Totally Not Gay Dude 2) "It's been great! I did some tabsturbation on my way to work."
Mom) "What were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"
Son) "Tabsturbating, it was quiet in there and it actually has a lock. DON'T JUDGE ME!"
Totally Not Gay Dude 2) "It's been great! I did some tabsturbation on my way to work."
Mom) "What were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"
Son) "Tabsturbating, it was quiet in there and it actually has a lock. DON'T JUDGE ME!"