Taco face

When it's so cold you wrap the blanket around your face, leaving only your nose and mouth open.

My heater is on the fritz so I had to taco face it all night to keep from hypothermia

Face taco

The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.

Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.

John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.

Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.

John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.

taco to the face

A woman tea bagging someone with their vagina.

Man! your mom and i were play fighting and i got a "taco to the face"!

Face taco

1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion.

2. A mouth.

1:

Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?

Guy2: Its a face taco.

2:

Guy1: Shut your face toco.

Idiot Face Taco Head

An Idiot face taco head is one who acts idioticaly or does something without thinking.

Woowwwaaaa... Frank your beiing a complete idiot face taco head!

俚语	taco face
释义	Taco face When it's so cold you wrap the blanket around your face, leaving only your nose and mouth open. My heater is on the fritz so I had to taco face it all night to keep from hypothermia Face taco The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions. Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation. John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight. Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass. John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions. taco to the face A woman tea bagging someone with their vagina. Man! your mom and i were play fighting and i got a "taco to the face"! Face taco 1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion. 2. A mouth. 1: Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face? Guy2: Its a face taco. 2: Guy1: Shut your face toco. Idiot Face Taco Head An Idiot face taco head is one who acts idioticaly or does something without thinking. Woowwwaaaa... Frank your beiing a complete idiot face taco head!
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