Tactical Battle Monkey

The most weapon efficient in modern warfare. Referred occasionally by retards who like acronyms as TBM, Tactical Battle Monkeys are often ordered by Officers in the US Army and given to Enlisted soldiers without a hint of description about the horrors that lie within the box. The three most common uses for Tactical Battle Monkeys is 1: to scare the crap out of Enlisted Soldiers, 2: tropical warfare and battle through jungles, 3: overall Officer enjoyment

NCO: Dear God, not another shipment....
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?

NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed

俚语	tactical battle monkey
释义	Tactical Battle Monkey The most weapon efficient in modern warfare. Referred occasionally by retards who like acronyms as TBM, Tactical Battle Monkeys are often ordered by Officers in the US Army and given to Enlisted soldiers without a hint of description about the horrors that lie within the box. The three most common uses for Tactical Battle Monkeys is 1: to scare the crap out of Enlisted Soldiers, 2: tropical warfare and battle through jungles, 3: overall Officer enjoyment NCO: Dear God, not another shipment.... Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge? NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed
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