Tadpole vision
Altered state of mind in a man caused by lack of sex. As if the tadpoles (sperm) are backing up to behind the eyes, affecting the vision. Can make average women appear extremely attractive. In extreme cases EVERY woman seems attractive.
Dude, did you just check out my grandma's ass?
Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!
Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!