Tadworth

The slummy pit of Tadworth. The home to ‘wannabe gangsters’ who sell chopped up grass for a living. A place where dog shite (or even human) being positioned beneath your shoe is casual. Where teenagers who decide to steal 5 pence sweets from the local off-licensed shop, which is owned by the local Ponjabi Pedophile. Rats roam the streets eating the local cats and Pikey dads steal dogs from the local park to surprise their fucked up children.