Tahitinui
A Hawaiian who insists Hawaiians are from Tahiti, instead of Samoa, the place where all Tahitians and Hawaiians come from.
Kimo: "Eh, brah, you haoles fuckas, we not Samoans, we Tahitians, Tahitinuis, brah."
Dr. Jones: "Kimo, calm down you Ufa, the evidence makes clear all Tahitians and Hawaiians are originally from Samoa."
Kimo: "Brah, doctah Jones, you fucka, I no care what the fucking evidence suggests, brah, all I know is I not was Samoan."
Dr. Jones: "Kimo, I hope to see you in your GED class next week, and bring your mother and father too, as they finish their basic literacy class, okay, Kimo."
Dr. Jones: "Kimo, calm down you Ufa, the evidence makes clear all Tahitians and Hawaiians are originally from Samoa."
Kimo: "Brah, doctah Jones, you fucka, I no care what the fucking evidence suggests, brah, all I know is I not was Samoan."
Dr. Jones: "Kimo, I hope to see you in your GED class next week, and bring your mother and father too, as they finish their basic literacy class, okay, Kimo."