Tai Chai

A Japanese sex maneuver that is used after a loved one commits suicide. Two people must read the 14 pages of the Japanese Sex Rulebook for "Tai Chai" to take place. One participant must insert their full arm up the other participant's anal cavity once the previous steps have been completed, and the recipient must take an oath to George Bush. There must be Tai Chai activity for 2 hours and 13 minutes (Note this must be done with two different genders, ex the women performs "Tai Chai" on a man"). If two persons are not related by blood, it is called "Woo Chai," and Tai Chai can only be performed on blood relatives.