Tailblazer
A person who annoys you a lot and makes you take an exit from their presence.
Do you know Matt? Oh ya! He is such a tailblazer, I run at the very sight of him.
Portland Tailblazer
When a dude pours 151 on his member, sparks it and extinguishes the flame in another's anus.
I'm gonna give you a Portland Tailblazer to remember tonight, Baby!
Tailblazer
When a girl (or boy for the sake of it) takes a heated up lava lamp and shoves it up either his or her asshole which causes burns and irritations.
Some convenient object like a sock may be used to prevent further injury upon insertion.
Some convenient object like a sock may be used to prevent further injury upon insertion.
Wow, I was going down on oogeewaa last night and he made me do a tailblazer
Really? Does it still hurt?
No I used a convenient sock to prevent extensive heat from reaching my insides.
Really? Does it still hurt?
No I used a convenient sock to prevent extensive heat from reaching my insides.