Tailhook
While on your hands and knees, a chick (or a dude) sucks your dick from the back.
Last night I was fixing the garbage disposal, and katie totally tailhooked me.
Tailhook
While you're taking a shit and suddenly get hard. Your dick has nowhere to go and keeps getting stuck on the front of the toilet like a tailhook catches a plane on an aircraft carrier.
"Man, I was sitting down taking a shit and thinking of this hot ass girl from work and totally popped a tailhook!"
"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"
poopsterbate rusty tailhook mudflap
"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"
poopsterbate rusty tailhook mudflap
rusty tailhook
it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower. Tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. The hemroid sticks out of your ass like a tailhook does on a plane. At sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.
I can't wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, Brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.