taint bacon
The thick peanut encrusted stain left in the crotch of ones tighty whities. The cause of said stain is from weeks of wiping ones ass in a forward motion building muddy shit upon previously semi-dried turd skids. Maker of this concoction can peel from under britches and proceed to serve to guests with a light salad and vintage Bulgarian white wine.
Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon
Tainting bacon
The act of making use of a fuckpig.
That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.