taint butter

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

a yeasty infection that leaked upon the taint. It is then swirled around and spread on toast.

a term coined by john mayer on his twitter page. The term vietnamese taint butter goes back to the Vietnam war. US soldiers would attempt to extract a rare butter found exclusively in the taints of their vietnamese prisoners of war. The taint butter is extremely rare, it has been said that the lack of taint butter led to the military failures in Vietnam. As it turns out, vietnamese taint butter is a delicious spread for bagels and toast.

The residue that appears on ones taint after a period of no showering