Taint Splitter

When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.

From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.

Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?

I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.

俚语	taint splitter
释义	Taint Splitter When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes. From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter. Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding? I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
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