Taintstache
1. Having a moustache that resembles a taint.
2. Having a taint that resembles a moustache.
2. Having a taint that resembles a moustache.
1.
Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.
2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?
Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.
Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.
Steve leans in for a closer look.
Steve: Hey, that kinda looks like a taintstache.
Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.
2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?
Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.
Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.
Steve leans in for a closer look.
Steve: Hey, that kinda looks like a taintstache.