Bierman
(Noun) - A dick, in terms of a jerk with unnecessary and often unfair prejudices towards his/her peers; a disgruntled white man that does not have sexual intercourse due to a repulsive presence; a liar; an overly emotional person, as to display signs of bipolarity
(Adjective) - Of, or relating to the penis or testicles; unfair; maniacal; bipolar; disgruntled; not having been engaged in sexual intercourse of any kind other than with oneself
(Adjective) - Of, or relating to the penis or testicles; unfair; maniacal; bipolar; disgruntled; not having been engaged in sexual intercourse of any kind other than with oneself
(Noun) - "I hate my teacher. I did all the work and he failed me anyways because he felt like it. He's such a bierman."
(Noun) - "Sucks for that bierman -- he's been married for 30 years and now he has no recollection of what sex is like."
(Noun) - (while driving) "GET OFF MY ASS, BIERMAN!!!"
(Adjective) - "Come on, umpire! He pitched the ball directly over the batter's head and you call it a strike? That's a bierman call and you know it!"
(Adjective) - "I'm still a virgin, man, and I'm sick of my bierman life right now."
(Noun) - "Sucks for that bierman -- he's been married for 30 years and now he has no recollection of what sex is like."
(Noun) - (while driving) "GET OFF MY ASS, BIERMAN!!!"
(Adjective) - "Come on, umpire! He pitched the ball directly over the batter's head and you call it a strike? That's a bierman call and you know it!"
(Adjective) - "I'm still a virgin, man, and I'm sick of my bierman life right now."
The Bierman phenomenon
The theory that the aftereffect of prolonged time spent in the presence of an associate, leads to a higher chance of developing a romantic interest in them. The affection could be mutual or one-sided.
Unsubstantiated studies show that this phenomenon also presents itself when an individual's thoughts are consistently filled with any type of reference to the opposite party.
Unsubstantiated studies show that this phenomenon also presents itself when an individual's thoughts are consistently filled with any type of reference to the opposite party.
Guy 1: Dude, I think I love this chick.
Guy 2: Could just be the Bierman phenomenon. Spend some time away from her. Think about something else. The feelings will probably go away.
Guy 2: Could just be the Bierman phenomenon. Spend some time away from her. Think about something else. The feelings will probably go away.