taiwanese tea stamp

When a man rubs his balls on one's face starting from the chin to the forehead and violently clubs said forehead with the head of his dick.

The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.