take a cold shower
to relieve yourself of all sexual desire. i.e masterbation or a cold shower
"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."
take a cold shower
to take a shower using cold water
I will take a cold shower. It will be cold. My balls will shrink. Brr.
permanent affects of men taking cold showers
Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *