take a shit

Aside from the relatively obvious use of the phrase (to designate defecation), "take a shit" as a phrase can apply to mechanical devices. An apparatus which wears out or breaks down at a very inconvenient time can be said to "take a shit".

"I told Frank to fix those worn lifters on his car engine but he didn't listen to me. Then when he went on vacation he was crossing the rockies when it took a shit on him. It ruined his vacation."

take a shit

take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit

take a shit

to completely and utterly dominate in competitive nature

"Did you see the Cowboys take a shit on the Eagles last night?"
"We hold all the objectives; we are taking a shit on Team Bravo!"

take a shit

the act of taking a faeces out of a toilet with your hands.

person 1: “im going to take a shit”
person 2: “ok”

person 1: *is later seen holding a lump of shit in their bare hands.*

taking a shit

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.

Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.

To take a shit

To give birth to a pinoy.

I took a shit the other day and when I flushed it, it said "weeeeeeeeeeew ^________^". (To take a shit)

Taking the shit

intentially joking

Yo are you taking the shit?

No bro this shit is on accident

俚语	take a shit
释义	take a shit Aside from the relatively obvious use of the phrase (to designate defecation), "take a shit" as a phrase can apply to mechanical devices. An apparatus which wears out or breaks down at a very inconvenient time can be said to "take a shit". "I told Frank to fix those worn lifters on his car engine but he didn't listen to me. Then when he went on vacation he was crossing the rockies when it took a shit on him. It ruined his vacation." take a shit take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit take a shit to completely and utterly dominate in competitive nature "Did you see the Cowboys take a shit on the Eagles last night?" "We hold all the objectives; we are taking a shit on Team Bravo!" take a shit the act of taking a faeces out of a toilet with your hands. person 1: “im going to take a shit” person 2: “ok” person 1: is later seen holding a lump of shit in their bare hands. taking a shit The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces. Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing. Not to be confused with giving a shit. Joe is taking a shit. or The stock market is taking a shit today. or I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit. To take a shit To give birth to a pinoy. I took a shit the other day and when I flushed it, it said "weeeeeeeeeeew ^________^". (To take a shit) Taking the shit intentially joking Yo are you taking the shit? No bro this shit is on accident
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