Take a Trump
Shitting out a fat orange turd that takes four years to flush
America took a Trump back in 2016 and we just finally flushed it down. Man, it takes forever to clean out the orange skid marks in the middle of the bowl after you take a trump like that.
Take a Trump
A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
Take a Trump
The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone
Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump
Take a Trump
Slang for dedicating, shitting, pooping, taking a shit, dropping a deuce, number 2
Yeah man can you hurry and get home? I had Mexican for lunch and I really need to take a Trump.
Take a Trump
Taking an incredibly toxic dump.
Omg, where is the next bathroom? I have to take a Trump!
Take a Trump
Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.
Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.
Taking a Trump
1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.
2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.