Take it uptown
The SFW approach to telling someone to stick (it) up their ass.
Take it uptown - shove it up your ass.
You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!
You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!
take you uptown
A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.
"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"
"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"
"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"