I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex
A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.
"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"
TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK
A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.
take that and suck on it
a term defiantly used too much by teenage males. it is from jeffy, a puppet that does stupid stuff. it is basically saying to take whatever they are talking about and to suck on it. thats all. Sometimes used as a comeback.
"Your stupid" "your stupider, take that and suck on it"