Takin' a Trump
When the human body's digestive branch makes a motion to defecate. Then, after acting upon the motion, the results are much more foul, odious and disgusting than originally thought. The regret is so palpable as to be almost unbearable. The aftermath leaves one's sphincter weak, flappy and violated.
After that chili cook off, I thought my trip to the head would be a routine drop off; instead I wound up Takin' a Trump. Sad!