Taking a dump

Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit, dropping a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing the traffic jam on the hershey highway, dropping a bomb, shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump.

1. To defacate
2. To have a bowel movement, usually a large one, as a dump is symbolic of large quantities

To hump up and shit. To have a bowel movement (BM), especially gratifying in the morning.

The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate

The best way to lose weight.

1) to take an enormous shit, especially in the way of a "power dump" where the excrement quickly and powerfully leaves your anus

2) When a machine or electronic stops working or breaks, for no particular reason. Also known as "shat the bed"

3) An exclamation often used by people when they want to tell somebody to "fuck off" but are too afraid. Often used by kids and teenagers. The word dump is enunciated in a long way, so as to be spelled duuuummmmppppp!!!