Taking a Nap
Euphemism for masturbation.
From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.
take a nap
A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.
"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."
"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."
"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."
Take a nap
Phrase used by yubo members to express to the live they are going to “jack off/masturbate”, since moderators won’t allow any of those words.
Where did Emma go?
She went to “take a nap”
She went to “take a nap”
take a nap
To "hook up"; to "sleep with" someone. Intercourse.
Originated in Dallas, TX after the millenium, but before that song "I'ma put you to bed" came out.
Originated in Dallas, TX after the millenium, but before that song "I'ma put you to bed" came out.
"I took naps all weekend with this girl I met Friday!"
"I'm about to take a nap"
"I'd like to take a nap"
"I'm about to take a nap"
"I'd like to take a nap"
Take a nap
A phrase used to indicate something is incredibly slow, that you could take a nap by the time it finishes. It's usually used sarcastically and in exaggeration of things that are slower than they should be, but not literally long enough to take a nap (15 minutes or so).
"I might as well put it in park and take a nap by the time this frickin' light turns green."
"This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go."
"You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done."
"Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order."
"This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go."
"You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done."
"Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order."
bitch take a nap
meaning take a nap
or i hate you go away
or i hate you go away
"Bitch Take a Nap!" - tyler
"okay!"-kiersten
"okay!"-kiersten
Drop a crap and take a nap
To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.
Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.