Taking the Barr exam
An American law student's final hurdle, in which they must demonstrate a total disregard for judicial principles and precedent, contempt for the legislative branch of government, indeed contempt for the entire Department of Justice, and a canine-level devotion to the court jester who sits upon the throne.
The 'law' is a quaint and old fashioned notion these days, fellas, which you'll need to fully embrace before taking the Barr exam, if you want to survive in Washington.