Tale Of Shitpants
When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants
Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"