Bifka
A shorthand name for big fat #$NT. Normally predefined by one's own actions and physical appearance, but more-so, by one's lack of actual actions. Namely, the lack-there-of doing anything of note... Aka being a big fat cunt.
You know what's worse than useless? A fkn Bifka.
bifka
As heard in the adult film, Red Lips & Fingertips. (See also Poon Tang, Poon.)
I'm gonna grout your bifka now.