Talking Jesus
The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.
Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?
Talk with Jesus
To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!
Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.
talk about jesus
Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.
Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie
Minutes later
Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie
Minutes later
Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns
Jesus Talk
A term to describe gossip.
"So much shit went down this weekend! I have soo much Jesus Talk!!"
You need to talk to Jesus
You full of shit; you can tell that dung pudding story to someone else!
You need to talk to Jesus! He might forgive you, but I don't!
Come to Jesus talk
A serious talk between two or more people where the person's performance, or attitude, or involvement in the work (or in the relationship) is in need of improving. The talk is meant to save the soul of the receiver so that he or she makes a full change for the better. Often between a person of authority and the subordinates (teacher-student; coach-team), and often uses emotional arguments to get the person to change.
Our professor gave us that come to Jesus talk today. He said we were performing poorly, lacked the right drive to complete the task. He said that he was working hard, trying to make good lesson plans but we were just lazy. The worst part was when he said that he felt that he wasn't a good teacher because we clearly didn't respect him as a teacher.
Come to Jesus talk
If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.
Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.