bifocals
those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause
look at that idiot wearing bifocals
bifocalize
Making a pair of glasses bifocal so that one may see near and far
Please bifocalize my glasses so that I may see near and far.
bifocalize
to make a pair of glasses bifocal so that a person is able to see near and far
Please bifocalize these lenses.
Bifocaled
To firmly place the nut-sac at the point of the nose nearest the eyes so that each ball rolls off onto each eye.
"Dude at the party last night Jimmy past out after 3 beers and Dan totally bifocaled him"
"Justin has been ticking me off lately so I am going to stay the night at his house and when he goes to sleep I am going to Bifocal him"
"Justin has been ticking me off lately so I am going to stay the night at his house and when he goes to sleep I am going to Bifocal him"
the bifocals
When a male ejaculates on a female's eye glasses. The male must fill each lense with his semen. After the lenses are filled with semen, the female must put the eye glasses on her face and go to the mall.
Man, I saw this chick at the mall yesterday that looked like she got the bifocals.
Bifocals
A weapon of mass destruction used by crazy rapist fathers.
"OH FUCK HES GOT THE BIFOCALS "
Akron Bifocals
The act of strategically placing ones testicles in the eye sockets of an unsuspecting person, while aligning one's shaft directly on top of the person's nose. This act is supposed to represent bifocal glasses and was first practiced in Akron, Ohio.
Jeff: Lebron James is such a douche bag for leaving the Cav's!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!