Talk with Jesus
To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!
Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.
talk about jesus
Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.
Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie
Minutes later
Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie
Minutes later
Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns
You need to talk to Jesus
You full of shit; you can tell that dung pudding story to someone else!
You need to talk to Jesus! He might forgive you, but I don't!
Talking Jesus
The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.
Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?