Tall Hispanic Guy
A tall, hispanic male who believe he’s all that when in reality, he’s not. In fact he’s usually so ugly that he looks like he got set on fire and someone put him out with a claw hammer. Unfortunately (or fortunately), he’s most likely too busy butt-chugging to respond to you.
Person 1: “Hey who’s that idiot who’s acting like he’s the center of the world?”
Person 2: “I don’t know, but he’s tall, hispanic, and a male, so Tall Hispanic Guy.”
Person 2: “I don’t know, but he’s tall, hispanic, and a male, so Tall Hispanic Guy.”