tamagotchi

A little electronic keychain with an animal on it. I had a kitten when I was 4 (which was when these lil fuckers were in style). Every night it would die cuz it would shit at like 3 in the morning and i wouldn't be up to change it. eventually i got so pissed at it I threw it under the train tracks at the subway station.

Also known as a 'virtual pet', the Tamagochi simulates a virtual creature which can be nurtured like a real animal.

The epitome of badass

tamagotchi's are were cool, weren't cool, cool again. but they do their business about every five seconds
my recomendation? don't get one, no need. plus you cant turn them off

Something a hillbilly shouts when he catches someone named Tom.

Annoying little fucker that should be thrown out of a bus into oncoming traffic.

The best virtual/electronic pet! WOOT! Actually, the Japanese versions are better.