tame the beast
to jack off, masturbate
Craig: Yo dude, my balls hurt so bad, I haven't had a chance to tame the beast in weeks.
Jon: Sucks for you.
Jon: Sucks for you.
tame the beast
for men: to trim one's facial hair; not necessarily to shave it, but keep it under control
for women: to clean up and shave one's pubic hair, perhaps into a landing strip or something cool like that.
for women: to clean up and shave one's pubic hair, perhaps into a landing strip or something cool like that.
My beard is a mess, I need to set aside a few minutes in order to tame the beast.