tampon's on

When a female is on her period

Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on"

Dude2: "what?"

Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"

Tampon

A cotton tube with a string attached used to stick in a woman's vagina while she is on her period to absorb the blood and keep it from leaking out.

Chad : So I assume you were with Kiersten again last night since you two were late for work?
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!

tampon

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.

The XhardxcoreX emo boy shoved a heavy flow tampon up his ass before going to school.

Tampon

Kryptonite for male species, especially when asked to purchase said item.

Please!! No!! Anything but the tampon!!

Tamponed

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

Tampon

Something my little brother tried to stick up his asshole.

Me: No, Tommy, don't shove that tampon up your ass!
Tommy: Too wate oldie brothie...

Tampon

You put them in your nose to stop the bleeding

Guy one: My nose is bleeding
Girl 1:*gives tampon*
Guy one: uhh
Girl 1: youll need it

俚语	tampon's on
释义	tampon's on When a female is on her period Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on" Dude2: "what?" Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!" Tampon A cotton tube with a string attached used to stick in a woman's vagina while she is on her period to absorb the blood and keep it from leaking out. Chad : So I assume you were with Kiersten again last night since you two were late for work? Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy! Chad : God Damn dude to much information! Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out! Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy! Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW! tampon A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period. The XhardxcoreX emo boy shoved a heavy flow tampon up his ass before going to school. Tampon Kryptonite for male species, especially when asked to purchase said item. Please!! No!! Anything but the tampon!! Tamponed Being in the best place at the worst possible time. My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed... Tampon Something my little brother tried to stick up his asshole. Me: No, Tommy, don't shove that tampon up your ass! Tommy: Too wate oldie brothie... Tampon You put them in your nose to stop the bleeding Guy one: My nose is bleeding Girl 1:gives tampon Guy one: uhh Girl 1: youll need it
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