Tamre
The most uncommon name you'll ever hear. Tamre is a 8'7 clown who loves to harrass anyone he meets on the streets. Tamre is usually mistaken for as a girl. Also, no one can pronounce his name correctly. If you see Tamre on the other end of the street, run for your life because he will fucking kill you if you get caught.
Professor: is Tam- Tom- Tomra in the room?
Tamre: it's Tamre you idiot
Professor: kill yourself
Tamre: it's Tamre you idiot
Professor: kill yourself
Tamr
When you pee on your carpet and blame it on your ex girlfriend
Kathy couldn’t walk, let alone get her pants off, so the wet spot Alex sniffed was definitely a Tamr.
Tamr
When you actively try to stay home and be responsible, but get dragged out for a taco that turns into a margarita that is somehow mistaken for a double which leads to a very successful game of topgolf on your part, leading to a victory celebration where you get trashed and ruin any chance of a responsible next work day.
I was sitting on my porch, minding my own business, working on bettering myself and staying away from the hooch when I got Tamred and now everything’s gone to shit.