Tanglis

Tanglis is a type of English, I'm afraid it's illegal to even call it English. Tanglis is spoken by the residents of Chapri Land. It makes you doubt the existence of life and question on superficial beings that will taunt you day and night. Tanglis kills you from the inside and leaves a permanent stain of trauma engraved on you heart and brain until you leave this earth. Beware of Tanglis.

tangled, knotted - hair

titties that resemble rocks in socks, much like the female orangatang, which sag down to the waistline and can be swung around in multiple directions

An alcoholic beverage (typically wine) that will cause your girlfriend to sleep with another woman in your bed.