tannenbaumed
When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.
Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....
Tannenbaum
German word for "fir tree," often given to a Christmas tree.
I love to decorate my Tannenbaum every holiday season.
tannenbaum
A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.
A herpes blister.
A herpes blister.
Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.
tannenbaum
A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.
A hairy mole full of pus.
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
tannenbaum
A person who has sex with farm animals.
Someone caught in the act of fucking a chicken.
Someone caught in the act of fucking a chicken.
Whoa, that tannenbaum's fucking a sheep.
I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.
Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!
I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.
Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!
Tannenbaum
A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.
A hairy mole full of pus.
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
The Royal Tannenbaum
Receiving the act of oral fellatio while indulging your pallet with Domino's Cheesy Bread as paid for by the current fellatio artist. Similar to the "Blumpkin" however you ingest food instead of expel.
The Royal Tannenbaum:
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!