Tape Dick
The time when your dick sticks to your balls!
Bro I have some crazy tape dick right now!
tape dick
another word for lollpop
we bought a bag of tape dicks and sucked them all night
Tape Measure Dick
A dick so large it demands a measurement.
"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''
Dick Tape
Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought back to baseline. Akin to having a massive boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that boner against their waist or belly (depending on length).
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."
Def.2 : Similarly to definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."
dick tape
Tape in which is used on the dick.
My dick kept bouncing around so I used some dick tape and taped it to my leg.
taped dick
What all hockey players do
#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously
Taped dick
#2 obviously
Taped dick
Dick Tape
When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.
Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.