tapeitis
An extreme love of tape, adhesives, and or adhesive strips of any kind. In most cases -itis means inflammation. In this case it refers to the inflammation of joy one receives when using all the tape one can possible get a hold of in their home or someone else's home.
Mother of Son: My son used all of the tape in the house the day before Christmas eve, and I'm afraid he has tapeitis.
Son's Father: Is that a word? Let us look it up in the Urban Dictionary because I really think he just likes tape.
Son's Father: Is that a word? Let us look it up in the Urban Dictionary because I really think he just likes tape.