Tappahannock

Small rural town 45 miles northeast of Richmond, Virginia. The town is on the banks of the Rappahannock river. The word Tappahannock is Native American for ''land on the rising and falling water''. First discovered by Captain John Smith who named the town but was fiercely driven back to his ship by the hostile tribe.

A term used primarily in central and coastal Virginia to describe the mark or scar left when someone is stabbed with a shiv, rusty nail or broken beer bottle.

An extremely complicated and thorough procedure which is generally used for entertainment purposes in Virginia. First, one (male) shaves his anal and grundle hairs into a glass of hot, steaming water. The perp then takes said glass, throws it in the face of a woman, preferably a hooker, which temporarily blinds her. As she is screaming in pain, covered in pube shavings, the glass must be broken on her head. The resulting mixture of trimmings, blood, spit, and broken spirit is "Tappahannock Tea".