TAPPINZEE
TAPPINZEE A TAPPINZEEis a person who is able only to tap at the keyboard of a computer with one finger. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE Tappan Zee Bridge CONNECTING ROCKLAND AND WESTCHESTER COUNTIES IN NEW YORK STATE.
I'm sorry Miss Wiggins, i just can't keep you on any longer. With your typing skills, after all, it's been seven years and you're still at the TAPPINZEE level. The job in the janitorial department is there if you want it, that's all i can do.