Tapulous
Of or pertaining to the phrase, "I'd tap that."
Dude, Angelina Jolie is so Tapulous!
Tapulation
Noun. The act of repeated, continuous or omnipresent tapping. 'Tapping' is a term which takes on extra meaning in a game of Magic^TM: the Gathering, which is to place something in the state of tapped.
My deck "Lockdown" uses total tapulation to pwn you. ( see pwn )