Tar and Feather
The Tar and Feather is a sexual move where the male ejaculates all over the face of the female partner, and proceeds to rip out bunches of his own pubic hair and throw it all on the female's semen-covered face to give a full on lumberjack beard (the equivalent of being tarred and feathered).
"A man walked into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey I'm gonna need to see some ID.' So the man pulls out his... license and gives it to the bartender. The bartender, who'll we'll call Rick, scans the ID, and the ID doesn't cut it. Rick asks the man to leave, but the man protests. So Rick pulls... out his phone. Rick calls the police to escort the man and in a minute the police arrive and try to get the man to leave, but he is belligerent and fights them. In a vagrant display of police brutality, an officer whips out his... taser and zaps the man, who is easily transported to jail. Rick closes his pub after the long days' work and heads home. On the street Rick sees a young girl selling lemonade on the street. Rick decides to give the girl a big surprise that she won't forget, so he extracts his... wallet and hands her a $20 bill. Then he goes home, and when his wife criticizes his pubic and hair and demands he does some manscaping. Rick becomes angry, and during his wife's slumber that night, he pulls out his... shoes and goes for a walk. He walks down the country road and sees a prostitute standing across the road from a herd of cattle. He Tar and Feathered a cow and went home.
Tar and Feather
You shave your pubes and while having sex with a girl pull out and blow your load on her face. Then proceed to sprinkle your pubes on her face.
Also known as the Snip N stick
Tar and Feather
The act of forcing a tar ball in the mouth of your sexual partner(s), bending them over, and shoving their face(s) in your feather bed or feather pillow. The idea here is to continually pound said partner until the sheet or pillow case splits open and you ejaculate into the tarred and feathered faces. NOTE: This act is best performed on people who talk too much before, during, and after sexual relations.
If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to tar and feather your face when I fuck you later.
The Tar and Feather
When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.
Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather
Tar and feathered
Modernized: To cum all over a girl and proceed to make it rain over aforementioned area, making them stick to her.
Josh: My vacation was awesome. I took that girl I met in the club back to my yacht and made it rain over my splooge.
Greg: Tar and feathered her, nice.
Greg: Tar and feathered her, nice.
to tar and feather
To throw a drink and the contents of an ashtray in someone´s face.
Then he said to me the only time a bitch should open her mouth is when she is giving head, so i tossed my cocktail in his face and emptied the ashtray over him.
-Never thought you´d have the guts to tar and feather him.
-Never thought you´d have the guts to tar and feather him.
tar and feathered
when some chucks a bucket of tar on you and then get a ripped up pillow hit around you. it is vertually impossible to get off. Usually happens on stag doos
your husband got tarred and feathered last nite