Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

Tard Card

The slang name for a handicapped placard.

Jimmi: God, I hope there is parking.

Gee: Don't worry! You have the tard card!

Tard Card

This is when an actor or actress decides to play a mentally retarded person to gain acting accolades like an Oscar, Emmy or Golden Globe Award.

Did you see DiCaprio in, "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"?
That dude nearly got an Oscar for playing the Tard Card.

Tard Card

Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card.

Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun.

Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass.

card tard

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

card tard

A person who really sucks at poker.

Carlos sucks at poker

Christmas Card Tard

A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.

I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!

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释义	Tard Card Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity. Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free" John "I had to play the Tard Card on you" Tard Card The slang name for a handicapped placard. Jimmi: God, I hope there is parking. Gee: Don't worry! You have the tard card! Tard Card This is when an actor or actress decides to play a mentally retarded person to gain acting accolades like an Oscar, Emmy or Golden Globe Award. Did you see DiCaprio in, "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"? That dude nearly got an Oscar for playing the Tard Card. Tard Card Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card. Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun. Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass. card tard when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up. Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break card tard A person who really sucks at poker. Carlos sucks at poker Christmas Card Tard A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas. I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!
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