Tardigrada Skasick

Very much like that of a Tardigrada, but not really as cool...

Skasicks, or skittles as they are sometimes called are attracted to such animals as redheads and when a Skasick finds a redhead it likes it makes awkward stuttering noises and lame jokes.
To catch a skasick you must make a statement that can be answered with "That's What She Said" Then you can club it and skin it. Skasick skins don't really go for much more than half a penny.